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A list of team names for use at restaurant and bar trivia games, or any other time the opportunity arises:

• Suck It, Trebek
• Stone Cold Jane Austen
• J Is For Genius
• Mrs. Paul's Shelter for Battered Fish
• Talk Nerdy to Me
• The <fill in the blank> Mr. Glitch
• 100,000 Watts of Stupid
• Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
• It's Not Rocket Surgery
• Bench Clearing Brawl
• Meat Is Murder: Tasty, Tasty Murder
• Sixty Quid and Eight For the Fruitbat
• Contestants Not Appearing On Stage
• Strange Things Are Afoot at the Circle K
• Irrational Exuberance
• I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
• Legally Tender
• Halfassed Perfection
• The Horizontal Ten-Legged Interspecies Cha-Cha
• Bea Arthur Swimsuit Calendar
• 100,000 Norwegians Can't Be Wrong
• Dibs on the Left Ventricle
• Crapping Rainbows
• Two Ounces of Sense
• I Only Read the Internet for the Articles
• Keep Singing, Bitch
• Golden, Brown and Delicious
• Baked to Perfection
• Hey Baby, Nice Gonzagas